How do you get from Match to Malbecs? From heavy vetting to heavy petting? Rumor has it that, even amidst our fool-proof screening process, there are still some flakes on The League. And by flakes we mean: What to do next? You got the Home Run.
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Pitching — the man performing anal sex Catching — the man receiving anal sex Other similar metaphors include: Switch hitter — a bisexual individual, referencing a player who can bat from either side Playing for the other team — usually indicating a person is gay or lesbian Playing for both teams — usually indicating a person is bisexual The metaphors are found variously in popular American culture, with one well-known example in the Meat Loaf song " Paradise by the Dashboard Light ", which describes a young couple " making out ", with a voice-over commentary , by baseball announcer Phil Rizzuto , of a portion of a baseball game as a metaphor for the couple's activities. She's gonna give the go ahead, the inning isn't over yet for me. David Letterman chronicled many of these in his "Top Ten Baseball Euphemisms for Sex" — a recurring theme on the Top Ten Lists featured on the late-night talk shows he hosted before his retirement. The script may have slightly changed since the s. Kohl and Francoeur state that with the growing emphasis in the s on safe sex to expand sex beyond heterosexual penetrative intercourse, the "home run" has taken on the additional dimension of oral sex.
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Jan 5th, Photo: And also, this is too adult for you, leave. But you need to know some rules of this sport so you can understand the metaphor. In the shortest terms, baseball is a game in which a person with the bat, called the batter, needs to hit the ball thrown at him by the opponent and then claim the bases spread around the pitch in succession. The three bases and the place where the batter is standing while hitting the ball home plate make for a rhomboid see the picture , and the claiming is done by touching the bases which are represented by white squares.
Second base is all hands with the guy making his way up the girl's shirt. Third base is oral and a home run is well, doing the deed. Using a sports metaphor to measure sexual progress might make things easy for teens, particularly boys looking to impress peers with how "far" they got with the girl next door. And hey, it is America's pastime. But the need to measure sexual progress is itself a troubling impulse, one that reflects the misguided way we approach sex as an intimate act.
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